Thursday, 14 May 2009

My Knitted Naked Family?

bloggerdad was tweeting about this site yesterday. Curiosity got the better of me and I took a look.

It is hilarious.

I automatically passed it on to some friends.

My friend, Facebook Wife Mother of One, was sharing the hilarity of awkward family photos with her father last night and they were chortling, in particular, at this photo.

Her mother came into the room in the middle of their chortling and got the wrong end of the stick (albeit a knitted one). She thought that I had sent the photo to Facebook Wife Mother of One and that it was in fact me and my family.

I'm torn. Do I feel disturbed or amused.

Am erring on the side of amused.

24 comments:

Mum's the word said...

OH MY GOSH!!!!!
That is hilarious.
I am definitely going to check it out.
Too funny.
Thanks for sharing.

Exmoorjane said...

I am not often lost for words but.....I'm lost for words. Who in the name of heaven would actually KNIT those? Actually, the more I look at it (and I can't help staring, obsessively at it) the more I actually find it disturbing.....that boy's bits are on the developed side and the girl is fondling her father's mickey for puck's sake. Er, yuck. I think.

Exmoorjane said...

Just realised the site they're from....I checked it out yesterday but only you, ONLY YOU, Laura, could find that particular picture!! Can't wait for Linda to comment.

English Mum said...

Good grief. That is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Knitted mickeys aren't very Disney are they? Especially, as Jane so correctly points out, when they're being fondled by one's children. Gah!

Dana's Brain said...

HAHAHAHA!! That is really something. Did someone really have that much time on their hands? Also, I'm a little weirded out by the girl grabbing Daddy...

family affairs said...

Not good Lx

Nicola said...

I can't believe how wierded out I am by the photo - and how compulsively I have to keep looking at it again and again, as if my brain can't quite make sense of it. And the fact that someone thought this family was yours...oh HAHAHAHA! Can you imagine?! (Tho I would have to say that your husband is rather well endowed, isn't he?)

Mud in the City said...

That little girl's going to get an awful shock when she grows up....

Reasons to be Cheerful 1,2,3 said...

Oh come on stop pretending it's not you!! ;-)

Mary T said...

This is sooo very wrong!

rosiescribble said...

What the hell????????!
Hilarious!

ModernMom said...

That photo is just a tad disturbing! I can see it as a frat prank, but to put those little numbers on your kids?

audreyhorne said...

I love how the mum's breasts are so large, yet perky and the father's appendage is so...pendulous.

A triumph!

amy said...

so funny but very disturbing!!!!!

Katherine said...

LOVE the awkward family photos but, yes, this is beyond all comprehension (funny though)

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Why? Oh dear Lord, WHYYYY??? It's just wrong on so many levels. Funny, yes, but also disturbing. If I was that mom, I think I would have landscaped the bush a bit to make it smaller (or if I was going for realism - not there at all). LOL.

Linda said...

Oh My God. I have seen this picture before. Now I am racking my brain. I think you are double bluffing - was that why you chatted to immigration so long, is that your passport photo.

Seriously I have seen it before, I think the mum is (Twilight zone music) a blawwwger.

By the way I would be more impressed if her tits were on her knees, she had a flabby **** and his **** was a shrivelled peanut.

Bigheaded barstewards!

Linda said...

By the way, if she is a blogger, I think she should have been invited on our trip. I would have liked to have seen those bad boys on the log flume.

Not Waving but Drowning said...

How very itchy!

GG

Metropolitan Mum said...

Here I am, and how nice that you finally posted a picture of your whole family. When did you decide to go brunette?
And how lovely your outfits are. I heard that knitting is the big thing this year, very spot on!!

Sparx said...

It's appalling really... appalling how much I laughed, anyway!

Scope said...

And to think, I am mortified by the family pictures where mom made us wear the same shirts to the fair.

Cora said...

I honestly don't know what to say except why? WHY?!?! Whose idea was THAT?!?!

I hereby vow to stop loathing the family portrait where I tied a dorky ribbon in my hair and ended up looking like, well, a dork. Seems like NOTHING now!

By the way, Scope sent me here. And I'm glad he did. FUNNY STUFF! :-)

Morgan the Muse said...

I can honestly say... that is very disturbing.

I kind of wish Scope had not linked to it, now I feel icky and like I need a bath...