It took her a while, she enjoyed putting each of the corks out and talking to some of them(?).
Her 3 year old brother enjoyed knocking them all down. He was a human bowling ball. She took it in good spirit, for a change
Answering the inevitable questions;
You have a cork collection?
Yes, we have a cork collection.
Why do we have a cork collection?
I don't actually know. They just sit in those vases up there. We don't get out our corks of a night and compare them, they just sit.
How many corks do you have?
I am not entirely sure how many corks we have.
How long have you been collecting them?
Umm ... so you can work out our wine intake per day/month/year? Surely you have better things to do. Let's just say we've enjoyed every drop.