God Laura, you have no idea how much this post and the comments have made me laugh. I'd love to meet some of these marvellous and very witty people. Oh hang on.
I think the teacher should be locked up, getting the kids to make models of deformed dicks and telling them they are snails, what next a model of a tuna fish that looks like a massive....oh never mind.
Motherhood, the mother of all journeys, begins in West Yorkshire and ends knackered, contented, clinging to a large G&T who knows where; I usually find the funny along the way. Mother to 2 small loud people aged 5 and 6. Stepmother to a beautiful teenager. Wife to a handsome husband. Frequent excerciser (of one smelly dog.)
I'm trying not to lose my marbles.
I am aware that I have already mislaid some of them ... one is stuck under the sofa, one in the Lego box and the 4 year old may have inadvertently swallowed the other.
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It's obviously a pteroydactyl (isn't it?)
I'm gonna go with a penis-shaped Elephant?
MGM - Obviously ... nope
Corey - Ha ... no, what kind of wildlife programmes have you been watching?!
It's the one eyed dinosaur "Doyouthinkhesawus"
Is it a one-eyed trouser snake?
The One Eyed Poo from Katmandu
You have a young salvador Dali there, I would go so far as saying he is Dali reincarnated...
No, no, no, no and no
The 4 year old has just pointed at iit and asked if it is poo.
No, it is not
Oh wow. Wow wow wow.
I'll go with a finger, but um, wow.
Oh for Pete's sake, it's a wonky Mickey......or a bit of cable well laid...
Well, you have ruled out the one eyed trouser snake, which was totally my guess.
That leaves me with a finger doing something odd and needing an eye to see what it is doing.
Sorry, that's all I got.
Can't wait to see the answer!
Hubby and I think it must be a light sabre with special powers of sight?
No one has the correct answer yet. I'll have to leave you in suspense until tonight when I get back from extensive dog walking.
I'm not going to venture a guess, but I say wrap it up, and return it to him on his wedding night.
we've had a look at it and decided its one eyed poo lol!
we've had a look at it and decided its one eyed poo lol!
OMG...a poo penis? Lol. I *heart* your blog.
A drunk, one-eyed crab is my guess.
I do hope it's not meant to be a model of mummy.
It's a deformed dick and I think you should report the teacher who may be having a break down.
Half an elephant?
Or an all-seeing scrotum with strange attachments.
Lx
Jane stole my Mickey joke!
*slams door*
OK .. I'll put you all out of your misery. I know you've all been waiting for me to come back from my drizzly dog walk with bated breath ...
It's
a
SNAIL ... obviously!
I clicked through from google reader to say SNAIL, and I was too late :)
I was going to say snail! Well, either that or cable, obviously x
God Laura, you have no idea how much this post and the comments have made me laugh. I'd love to meet some of these marvellous and very witty people. Oh hang on.
AH Linda....cable queen!
Sorry Becky......(he he) - did you know it's also called a 'morris' according to dear Adrian.
Laura I don't know what it is but I can't stop laughing at it. Are you going to keep it on the mantlepiece?
Oh, Laura. That is just the best thing ever. The three year old is a comedy genius and doesn't even know it yet. You must be soooo proud...
I think the teacher should be locked up, getting the kids to make models of deformed dicks and telling them they are snails, what next a model of a tuna fish that looks like a massive....oh never mind.
Wow. I am speechless. Just. Wow.
PSML! I think it's an elephant...or a happy worm :)
your commenters are way too funny! thx for sharing this!
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