Don't be fooled by the birthday cake (what birthday cake? I hear you shout). My birthday isn't for another 9 months. Just for the record and for those of you who are unable to decipher the drawings of 4 year olds;
1. I am wearing a party hat ... obviously
2. I do not have breasts on my back, they are wings, I am a 'fairy mummy'
3. The black thing is 'nothing'
5. I don't normally apply my lipstick as if I was on a rollercoaster.