Saturday, 22 November 2008

Bottom + Towel = Despair

One of the first things I heard this morning stopped me dead in my tracks. It was my husband. He had just opened the bathroom door and in a shocked voice said to the 4 year old ...

"Have you wiped your bottom on this towel?"

Do I really have to spend this afternoon heading up a masterclass in bottom wiping for the child who has been toilet trained for two years whilst the child who is currently mid toilet training watches on?

I despair, I really do.

8 comments:

The Grocer said...

Give her points for ingenuity and make sure there's enough spare rolls. :)

The Dotterel said...

oh, I've got all this to come! And I thought stairs were a problem!

Stinking Billy said...

You really are stuck on matters lavatorial, aren't you? Do you wash your hands often? ;-)

Suzanne said...

Hee! I do hope it wasn't one of those "special" towels reserved for guests!

Crystal Jigsaw said...

I still have this problem - from an almost 9 year old!

CJ xx

Laura said...

My life is just a mist of antibacterial spray at the moment.

Wendy said...

At least the poop was in the toilet. My 3yo, Tess, poops on her bedroom floor at least once a week. Then she covers it with a shirt or something so I don't find it till it's really smelly.

Baby Bunching said...

hahahah...this made me laugh so hard I spit out my coffee. thanks! Also, been enjoying your blog. I write over at www.babybunching.com. A site about having kids less than two years apart.