A sea of children are exiting the school gates.
4 Year Old - Mummy, that boy looks like the one out of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory.
I have no idea which child she is referring to as there are approximately 50 children floating about; plus I am listening to her the radio at the same time.
Me - Who, Charlie Bucket?
4 Year Old - No, Mummy.
Me - Mike TV?
4 Year Old - No, Mummy. The one who swims in the chocolate and is soooo fat he gets stuck in a tube.
Me - Ah, that would be Augustus Gloop.
I'm so glad we were cocooned in the car for that one, with glass seperating us and the fat boy.