Jack Sparrow Eat Your Heart Out

The 2 year old who has no prior knowledge of sword fights has begun picking up long objects; a ruler, kitchen roll tube or stick and brandishing them making swishing noises acting like a pirate aboard the Black Pearl. Either this is an inherent part of my boy’s nature or he’s been watching Pirates of the Caribbean on his own.

Whichever it is, the 4 year old is at the receiving end of most of his ‘swishes’. She will only take so much before she thrashes him with her fairy wand.