... last week
Him looking at me - "It's no wonder our children are schizophrenic"
... this week
Me - "You'll miss me tomorrow night when I'm not here. You'll weep into your pillow"
Him - "Only if that ironing still isn't done"
Things the 4 year old has said to me this week
"You have a hairy front bottom"
"This is the worst day of my life ... EVER"
Words the 4 year old has got wrong whilst singing this week ...
"Dancing Queen, young and sweet only tangerine"
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17 comments:
LOL Your husband deserves a slap! I love it when children get song lyrics wrong. I think tangerine is an improvement in this case.
Small World - In his defence it was nearly waist high and I had talked repeatedly for a week about reducing.
Still "Yes, I will weep and rock back and forth until you return" would have been a far better answer.
You husband is hilarious. Mine just asks me "Do I need to make you a list today?"
OOoooo naughty husband; that's like asking if you're due on. My son said to me (in a foul mood) that he was going to pick the leaves off our tree until I let him do what he wanted (usually something dangerous!) now there's a threat!
Your hairy front bottom is waist high? No wonder the husband's going away!!
Zak didn't say that by the way, I did! there you go! Husband messing with my profile grrrrr!!!!
really glad you have a hairy front bottom actually - not remotely in favour of Brazilians and Hollywoods and nudey front bottoms.
Did I really type that in a comment????
btw, could lend you the loppers....
he he very funny - my 3 year old asks me "mummy why do you have furry bits?" x
Ha ha! My son is currently obsessed with my 'boobies'! Husbands, eh? Who needs them?! x
Tell the hubby to pick up the iron - who made that a woman's job. (I HATE ironing) Other than that - sounds like business as usual! xox
SO hilarious!! Husband needs a smack. And tangerine kills me!!
Award for you at mine :)
Love those children lyrics! We're still being subjected to Duffy's "Percy"
I've had a few 'worst day evers' recently. Yet, my son is yet to comment on my front bum.
Ha ha ha .. brilliant! Or not, I dont know, but they made me laugh!!!!
Oh, great post - really funny!
I actually had my Hubby singing that awful 'Shuddupa your face' track the other day.
I nearly slapped him one.
Most irritating.
RMx
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