... last week
Him looking at me - "It's no wonder our children are schizophrenic"
... this week
Me - "You'll miss me tomorrow night when I'm not here. You'll weep into your pillow"
Him - "Only if that ironing still isn't done"
Things the 4 year old has said to me this week
"You have a hairy front bottom"
"This is the worst day of my life ... EVER"
Words the 4 year old has got wrong whilst singing this week ...
"Dancing Queen, young and sweet only tangerine"