Monday, 1 June 2009

Shaddap your face ...

Things the husband has said to me ...

... last week

Him looking at me - "It's no wonder our children are schizophrenic"

... this week

Me - "You'll miss me tomorrow night when I'm not here. You'll weep into your pillow"

Him - "Only if that ironing still isn't done"

Things the 4 year old has said to me this week

"You have a hairy front bottom"

"This is the worst day of my life ... EVER"

Words the 4 year old has got wrong whilst singing this week ...

"Dancing Queen, young and sweet only tangerine"

17 comments:

itsasmallworldafterallfamily said...

LOL Your husband deserves a slap! I love it when children get song lyrics wrong. I think tangerine is an improvement in this case.

Laura - Are We Nearly There Yet Mummy? said...

Small World - In his defence it was nearly waist high and I had talked repeatedly for a week about reducing.

Still "Yes, I will weep and rock back and forth until you return" would have been a far better answer.

Kat said...

You husband is hilarious. Mine just asks me "Do I need to make you a list today?"

Zak said...

OOoooo naughty husband; that's like asking if you're due on. My son said to me (in a foul mood) that he was going to pick the leaves off our tree until I let him do what he wanted (usually something dangerous!) now there's a threat!

English Mum said...

Your hairy front bottom is waist high? No wonder the husband's going away!!

Katherine said...

Zak didn't say that by the way, I did! there you go! Husband messing with my profile grrrrr!!!!

Exmoorjane said...

really glad you have a hairy front bottom actually - not remotely in favour of Brazilians and Hollywoods and nudey front bottoms.
Did I really type that in a comment????

Exmoorjane said...

btw, could lend you the loppers....

The wife of bold said...

he he very funny - my 3 year old asks me "mummy why do you have furry bits?" x

clareybabble said...

Ha ha! My son is currently obsessed with my 'boobies'! Husbands, eh? Who needs them?! x

Merrily Down the Stream said...

Tell the hubby to pick up the iron - who made that a woman's job. (I HATE ironing) Other than that - sounds like business as usual! xox

Amy said...

SO hilarious!! Husband needs a smack. And tangerine kills me!!

clareybabble said...

Award for you at mine :)

Working Mum said...

Love those children lyrics! We're still being subjected to Duffy's "Percy"

Single Parent Dad said...

I've had a few 'worst day evers' recently. Yet, my son is yet to comment on my front bum.

OMG Pregnant said...

Ha ha ha .. brilliant! Or not, I dont know, but they made me laugh!!!!

Rebel Mother said...

Oh, great post - really funny!

I actually had my Hubby singing that awful 'Shuddupa your face' track the other day.

I nearly slapped him one.

Most irritating.

RMx